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Five-In-A-Row For Ah Who Fucking Cares

THERE were jubilant scenes at Croke Park on Saturday evening following Dublin’s thrilling All-Ireland victory against ah who are we kidding, nobody gave a fuck then and nobody gives a fuck now.

Claiming an historic fifth consecutive All-Ireland victory, the Dubs… actually, no, ...

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Nail-biting Finish To Nail-biting Final

IT was all-out cuticle-cutting war at the Nail-biting World Cup this week, with the final leaving many spectators cursing themselves for having bitten all their nails away already, leaving them with nothing to do but sit back in awe at the sheer nail-biting nail-biting going on before their ...

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A TEXAS high school is said to be on lockdown this morning after a disgruntled student entered the building and reportedly began bellowing several plumes of flavoured vapor in the general direction of fellow students, WWN can confirm.

CCTV footage showed children ducking for cover under ...

2019-09-13 17:16 open_in_new
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OUGHTERARD man Gearoid Conleth has strengthened his stance against housing asylum seekers in a local disused hotel, due to the fact that some of the ‘so-called refugees’ have ‘mobile phones and everything’.

Conleth, who is certainly not in any way racist, claims ...

2019-09-13 17:16 open_in_new
5 Ways Kerry Can Stop Dublin

THE ALL-IRELAND final replay is almost upon us and after pushing a 14-man Dublin right to the final whistle, Kerry will be understandably disappointed they didn’t take their chance.

Can a refocused Dublin who have well and truly been delivered a wake up call be beaten in the replay? ...

2019-09-13 17:16 open_in_new
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A TEXAS high school is said to be on lockdown this morning after a disgruntled student entered the building and reportedly began bellowing several plumes of flavoured vapor in the general direction of fellow students, WWN can confirm.

CCTV footage showed children ducking for cover under ...

2019-09-13 15:10 open_in_new
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OUGHTERARD man Gearoid Conleth has strengthened his stance against housing asylum seekers in a local disused hotel, due to the fact that some of the ‘so-called refugees’ have ‘mobile phones and everything’.

Conleth, who is certainly not in any way racist, claims ...

2019-09-13 15:10 open_in_new
5 Ways Kerry Can Stop Dublin

THE ALL-IRELAND final replay is almost upon us and after pushing a 14-man Dublin right to the final whistle, Kerry will be understandably disappointed they didn’t take their chance.

Can a refocused Dublin who have well and truly been delivered a wake up call be beaten in the replay? ...

2019-09-13 15:10 open_in_new
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A NEW poll taken in Northern Ireland has shown that the majority of people living in the North and in surrounding border counties are okay with not being shot, blown up, burned or otherwise harmed, and show no desire to invite any such hassles upon themselves.

The results come at the ...

2019-09-13 06:46 open_in_new
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SCOTTISH JUDGES have ruled that British prime minister Boris Johnson’s recent conduct, which has included lying to parliament, the public and the Queen as well as declaring he would break the law by ignoring rulings by a parliament he has lost control of, has breached the legal ceiling of ...

2019-09-13 06:46 open_in_new
Brolly To Shout Analysis Into Croke Park From Megaphone

AS THE REALITY of being axed from RTÉ’s All-Ireland football final replay coverage sets in, experts on the experts of the game suggest Joe Brolly will take to standing outside Croke Park with a megaphone shouting pithy one-liners, analogies and controversial talking points into the ...

2019-09-13 06:46 open_in_new
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THE continuing debate over whether or not you should vaccinate your kids is a sure-fire way to attract interest on social media, to the extent that Minister For Health Simon Harris has stated that social media companies should ban accounts that spread anti-vaccination propaganda… but ...

2019-09-13 06:46 open_in_new
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A NEW poll taken in Northern Ireland has shown that the majority of people living in the North and in surrounding border counties are okay with not being shot, blown up, burned or otherwise harmed, and show no desire to invite any such hassles upon themselves.

The results come at the ...

2019-09-12 18:10 open_in_new
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SCOTTISH JUDGES have ruled that British prime minister Boris Johnson’s recent conduct which has included lying to parliament, the public and the Queen as well as declaring he would break the law by ignoring rulings by a parliament he has lost control of has breached the legal ceiling of ...

2019-09-12 13:58 open_in_new
Brolly To Shout Analysis Into Croke Park From Megaphone

AS THE REALITY of being axed from RTÉ’s All-Ireland football final replay coverage sets in, experts on the experts of the game suggest Joe Brolly will take to standing outside Croke Park with a megaphone shouting pithy one-liners, analogies and controversial talking points into the ...

2019-09-12 13:58 open_in_new
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THE continuing debate over whether or not you should vaccinate your kids is a sure-fire way to attract interest on social media, to the extent that Minister For Health Simon Harris has stated that social media companies should ban accounts that spread anti-vaccination propaganda… but ...

2019-09-12 11:52 open_in_new
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“YEAH, I’m destroying them as we speak… relax, you made the right decision,” a calculating Phil Hogan told an unknown voice at the other end of the phone, while caressing an official document confirming his new promotion, “the one with the gimp mask too, yes, and ...

2019-09-12 01:22 open_in_new
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ALL eyes were on Apple yesterday, when… Christ.

Jesus Christ.

How many times can we write this same article over and over again.

It’s a phone. It’s a God damned phone. It’s the same fucking phone they revealed last year, and the year before, and the ...

2019-09-12 01:22 open_in_new
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FORMER National Security Advisor John Bolton has opened up about his new job following his departure from the White House this week, and claims that he’s ‘very excited’ about the opportunity to head into the west and blast rustlers, critters and varmints.

Although ...

2019-09-12 01:22 open_in_new
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NOT WANTING to misrepresent a complex situation regarding an industry he has little to no knowledge of, one lad in work has confirmed he’s got this whole beef dispute situation nailed down after drifting in and out of listening to the radio on the way into the office this ...

2019-09-12 01:22 open_in_new
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“YEAH, I’m destroying them as we speak… relax, you made the right decision,” a calculating Phil Hogan told an unknown voice at the other end of the phone, while caressing an official document confirming his new promotion, “the one with the gimp mask too, yes, and ...

2019-09-11 16:58 open_in_new