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WITH a broad beaming smile stretching itself across his face, one Dublin landlord is excitedly instructing potential tenants viewing the small one-bed apartment he owns to debase themselves for his amusement, WWN has learned.

Believed to be one of just thousands of similar incidents ...

yesterday 16:23 open_in_new
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A PAIR of pricks who just entered a local restaurant have decided to choose the only dirty table in the place, despite 34 other clean tables lying vacant in the establishment, WWN can confirm.

Barging straight into the restaurant, the couple ignored the ‘wait to be seated’ ...

yesterday 14:04 open_in_new
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ROUTINE medical examinations of all MPs holding cabinet positions in the British government have returned worrying results, the most troubling of which is the news that prime minister Theresa May has been declared brain dead.

Doctors backdated their diagnosis by all of 29 months as it was ...

yesterday 14:04 open_in_new
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THE WORLD has been awash with talk of US President Donald Trump’s failure to attend an event honouring US military dead at the Aisne-Marne American cemetery and memorial at Belleau due to rain falling from the sky.

A spokesperson for the ...

yesterday 12:55 open_in_new
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MARKING the ten year anniversary of the global banking crisis, Iceland has this morning executed its 5000th banker in Reykjavik for what it called ‘market manipulation and breach of fiduciary duties’, WWN can confirm.

What once started as a revolutionary stance admired the ...

yesterday 12:55 open_in_new
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AS PART OF our WWN Voices series we give a platform to those we really shouldn’t, this time it is the turn of a hospital trolley in Tallaght’s A&E department, who is responding to Dr Taoiseach Leo Varadkar’s recent piece in the Irish Times which followed on from his ...

yesterday 11:46 open_in_new
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FASHION POLICE has launched an official investigation into the disappearance of the final few inches of mens’ trousers, a full two years after members of the public first brought the troubling occurrence to the attention of authorities.

Accused of ignoring reports made by the ...

2018-11-08 14:28 open_in_new
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A SERIES of unfortunate events, marked out by two people’s inability to observe social cues correctly, has resulted in a horrific instance of a handshake transforming into a poorly orchestrated half hug, leaving every one involved visibly embarrassed.

Casual acquaintances Cormac ...

2018-11-08 14:28 open_in_new
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ACCORDING to reports emanating from the Galway area of Ireland, one local man always look completely and uttered knackered WWN has learned.

Without fail and without exception, Gerard Kinsella, an IT specialist from Salthill always looks on the verge of some sort of epic breakdown brought ...

2018-11-08 14:28 open_in_new
Local Woman Masturbates To Thought Of Penneys Homeware Range

A LOCAL DUBLIN woman’s predilection for hot and steamy thoughts about affordable and stylish homeware which would really transform her apartment and give the place a distinct personality and style, has admitted to vigorously masturbating to the Penneys homeware range when the mood ...

2018-11-08 14:28 open_in_new
Coping With A Child That Has Interest In Playing Sports

IT can be one of the most devastating things that can happen to a parent; the realisation that one or more of their kids has an interest in playing football with the local side, or taking part in athletics or kickboxing or GAA. For a parent, their whole world can come crashing down the moment ...

2018-11-08 14:28 open_in_new
WWN LIVE

A SERIES of unfortunate events, marked out by two people’s inability to observe social cues correctly, has resulted in a horrific instance of a handshake transforming into a poorly orchestrated half hug, leaving every one involved visibly embarrassed.

Casual acquaintances Cormac ...

2018-11-08 14:28 open_in_new
Coping With A Child That Has Interest In Playing Sports

IT can be one of the most devastating things that can happen to a parent; the realisation that one or more of their kids has an interest in playing football with the local side, or taking part in athletics or kickboxing or GAA. For a parent, their whole world can come crashing down the moment ...

2018-11-08 14:28 open_in_new
Local Woman Masturbates To Thought Of Penneys Homeware Range

A LOCAL DUBLIN woman’s predilection for hot and steamy thoughts about affordable and stylish homeware which would really transform her apartment and give the place a distinct personality and style, has admitted to vigorously masturbating to the Penneys homeware range when the mood ...

2018-11-08 14:28 open_in_new
WWN LIVE

ACCORDING to reports emanating from the Galway area of Ireland, one local man always look completely and uttered knackered WWN has learned.

Without fail and without exception, Gerard Kinsella, an IT specialist from Salthill always looks on the verge of some sort of epic breakdown brought ...

2018-11-08 14:28 open_in_new
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A LANDMARK day for Ireland Inc after the government proudly welcomed the news that the entirety of our the Nation’s capital city, Dublin, will be nothing but Facebook offices and staff by 2022, WWN Business can report.

The tech giant has confirmed its intention to hire 5,000 more ...

2018-11-08 13:16 open_in_new
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A WATERFORD man who has previously displayed no prior knowledge of US midterm elections, their significance in American politics or what its mean to ‘win’ or ‘lose’ the House, has transformed himself overnight into the leading authority on the elections and their ...

2018-11-08 13:16 open_in_new
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FASHION POLICE has launched an official investigation into the disappearance of the final few inches of mens’ trousers, a full two years after members of the public first brought the troubling occurrence to the attention of authorities.

Accused of ignoring reports made by the ...

2018-11-08 13:16 open_in_new
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A WORRYING increase in the number of Irish mothers who can’t make head nor tail of it shows no signs of slowing, according to the latest statistics from the Irish Institute for Irish Studies.

When it comes to setting something to record on the TV box, fixing the dodgy dishwasher, ...

2018-11-08 10:52 open_in_new
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MAKING a complete u-turn on earlier comments that all hospital workers, including consultants, nurses and back-up staff must work “at full whack” over the Christmas holidays, doctor-turned-Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has canceled his lengthy seasonal holidays from the Dáil and vowed to ...

2018-11-08 10:52 open_in_new
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PROFESSIONAL performance artist and idiot imitator Danny Healy Rae has made a rare decision to break from his long standing act as a charlatan pretending to be thick to lull you into a false sense of security by suggesting some seriously sensible amendments to the Ireland’s abortion ...

2018-11-08 10:52 open_in_new