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THE TEXAS democrat narrowly lost to Ted Cruz in a race for the US Senate and has now announced his bid to secure the Democratic nomination for the 2020 presidential election.

A father-of-three with a penchant for delivering uplifting and impassioned speeches drawing comparisons to Barack ...

2019-03-15 21:31 open_in_new
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THE DATING app Tinder has acted quickly following the news the owners of Coppers nightclub on Dublin’s Harcourt Street have put their landmark shifting venue and hotel up for sale.

Echoing tech giant Facebook’s approach to rivals which saw them purchase WhatsApp and Instagram ...

2019-03-15 21:31 open_in_new
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ONE LOCAL Waterford father has put on record his annoyance at his children’s insistence that they be allowed partake in worldwide Climate Change protests, WWN can reveal.

“Little pushy shits never shut up about the fucking environment,” confirmed John Legerty, who ...

2019-03-15 21:31 open_in_new
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SHORTLY after voting to extend the March 29th deadline for leaving the EU and cracking open a bottle of wine, Britain has texted the EU ‘you up?’ at 2am, WWN can reveal.

While the EU had declared its New Years resolution was to cut toxic people from its life and never again ...

2019-03-15 21:31 open_in_new
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AS THE DEPRESSINGLY familiar scenes from the latest attack on innocent civilians etched itself into the minds of people, joining other incidents and memories sadly too easy to recall, every right minded person concluded that terrorism ‘can get fucked’.

“Yeah, fuck ...

2019-03-15 21:31 open_in_new
Brexit

THE TEXAS democrat narrowly lost to Ted Cruz in a race for the US Senate and has now announced his bid to secure the Democratic nomination for the 2020 presidential election.

A father-of-three with a penchant for delivering uplifting and impassioned speeches drawing comparisons to Barack ...

2019-03-15 18:22 open_in_new
Brexit

THE DATING app Tinder has acted quickly following the news the owners of Coppers nightclub on Dublin’s Harcourt Street have put their landmark shifting venue and hotel up for sale.

Echoing tech giant Facebook’s approach to rivals which saw them purchase WhatsApp and Instagram ...

2019-03-15 16:16 open_in_new
Brexit

ONE LOCAL Waterford father has put on record his annoyance at his children’s insistence that they be allowed partake in worldwide Climate Change protests, WWN can reveal.

“Little pushy shits never shut up about the fucking environment,” confirmed John Legerty, who ...

2019-03-15 15:13 open_in_new
Brexit

AS THE DEPRESSINGLY familiar scenes from the latest attack on innocent civilians etched itself into the minds of people, joining other incidents and memories sadly too easy to recall, every right minded person concluded that terrorism ‘can get fucked’.

“Yeah, fuck ...

2019-03-15 14:10 open_in_new
Brexit

SHORTLY after voting to extend the March 29th deadline for leaving the EU and cracking open a bottle of wine, Britain has texted the EU ‘you up?’ at 2am, WWN can reveal.

While the EU had declared its New Years resolution was to cut toxic people from its life and never again ...

2019-03-15 14:10 open_in_new
Brexit

WITH the official oldest person in the world being announced this week as 116-year-old Japanese woman Kane Tanaka, WWN investigates one of the most cursed Guinness records to date, which has so far taken every single person who has held the prestigious title.

Investigating the ...

2019-03-15 00:31 open_in_new
Brexit

GRIPPED by an ever maddening insanity, we were able to interview a small sample of the swathes of people who have gone mad trying to follow the latest incomprehensible Brexistential crisis.

In an effort to reach these people, a guide on the ground told us of the world’s largest open ...

2019-03-15 00:31 open_in_new
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AFTER learning that Northern Ireland’s Public Prosecution Service will prosecute just one of 16 British soldiers for their involvement in ‘Bloody Sunday’ in Derry in 1972, the British government has concurred with the PPS that the bodies of 14 civilians amounted to nothing ...

2019-03-15 00:31 open_in_new
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A LEAKED copy of the Taoiseach’s itinerary for his St. Patrick’s trip to the USA has revealed that Leo Varadkar is set to meet with US Vice President Mike Pence at the White House today, beside which Varadkar has written ‘wear face off the mot through the whole thing’ ...

2019-03-15 00:31 open_in_new
“It Was Either Run Really Fast All My Life Or Be Slaughtered” – Cheltenham Winner

RACEHORSE Sausage Roll obliterated the competition to gain a fifth victory in the Glenfarclas Chase at Cheltenham yesterday and is now tipped for the Grand National, but what makes the 8-year-old stand out from the rest? WWN travels to his stables to chat racing, life and his future ...

2019-03-15 00:31 open_in_new
Brexit

WITH the official oldest person in the world being announced this week as 116-year-old Japanese woman Kane Tanaka, WWN investigates one of the most cursed Guinness records to date, which has so far taken every single person who has held the prestigious title.

Investigating the ...

2019-03-14 19:16 open_in_new
Brexit

GRIPPED by an ever maddening insanity, we were able to interview a small sample of the swathes of people who have gone mad trying to follow the latest incomprehensible Brexistential crisis.

In an effort to reach these people, a guide on the ground told us of the world’s largest open ...

2019-03-14 17:10 open_in_new
Brexit

AFTER learning that Northern Ireland’s Public Prosecution Service will prosecute just one of 16 British soldiers for their involvement in ‘Bloody Sunday’ in Derry in 1972, the British government has concurred with the PPS that the bodies of 14 civilians amounted to nothing ...

2019-03-14 16:07 open_in_new
Brexit

A LEAKED copy of the Taoiseach’s itinerary for his St. Patrick’s trip to the USA has revealed that Leo Varadkar is set to meet with US Vice President Mike Pence at the White House today, beside which Varadkar has written ‘wear face off the mot through the whole thing’ ...

2019-03-14 15:04 open_in_new
“It Was Either Run Really Fast All My Life Or Be Slaughtered” – Cheltenham Winner

RACEHORSE Sausage Roll obliterated the competition to gain a fifth victory in the Glenfarclas Chase at Cheltenham yesterday and is now tipped for the Grand National, but what makes the 8-year-old stand out from the rest? WWN travels to his stables to chat racing, life and his future ...

2019-03-14 14:01 open_in_new
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MAKING THE BIG announcement which will effect 7 billion plus inhabitants of Earth, RTÉ 2FM chiefs confirmed a reshuffle and overhaul of their presenting line up, making it the 83rd reshuffle in the past 12 months, rocking humanity to its foundations in the process.

“This changes ...

2019-03-14 01:25 open_in_new