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Young Lads In Pub Queuing To Use The Toilet Cubicle A Lot

STAFF and punters at O’Donnell’s bar in Waterford were said to be at odds over an ongoing queue of sniffling men in the toilets, who appeared to be regularly taking turns using the one and only cubicle in the men’s jacks, WWN has learned.

Performing a routine check on

yesterday 20:13
Man’s LinkedIn Profile Would Swear He Didn’t Shit Himself At House Party Last Month

SHOWCASING a warm smile that communicated an approachable yet professional demeanour, Cathal Drealin’s new LinkedIn profile bore no traces of the man who as recently as 4 weeks ago had to excuse himself from a house party after shitting his pants.

Using LinkedIn to detail his career

yesterday 14:58
Noel Grealish Treated For Severe Knuckle Wounds After Years Of Dragging

INDEPENDENT TD Noel Grealish spent last night in hospital after dragging his knuckles so hard along the ground for the past 53 years, that he had to have an emergency skin graft operation in a bid to save his shredded hands.

“There was nothing but bone and tendons left when he was

yesterday 12:52
Landlord Stunned To Find He’s Charging Well Under Average Monthly Rent

DUBLIN landlord Damian Phelan is to take a long, hard look at himself and his business acumen, after the latest Daft.ie survey showed that he is charging way under the average monthly rent of €2,000 for his North Dublin property.

Phelan, who has let out his 3-bedroom rental property to

yesterday 12:52
HSE Admitted To A&E

THE government has asked for everyone in Ireland to keep the HSE in their thoughts today, after the ailing health service was rushed to A&E in the early hours of this morning after suffering a near-fatal fall in confidence.

The 14-year-old system has been in ill health following a

2019-11-12 17:52
Neighbour Installing Solar Roof Tiles Got To Be Taking The Fucking Piss

FERGUS Fennell, a right busy body and resident of Waterford estate Oak Grove has got to be taking the fucking piss with his new solar panel tiles, his neighbours have confirmed to WWN.

“Ah, Jesus, he’s embarrassing himself there now Eileen, he’s the hard hat on and

2019-11-12 17:52
Futurewatch: Taoiseach Lisa Smith Elected Leader Of Islamic Republic Of Ireland

FUTUREWATCH: where we take a glimpse into the Ireland of tomorrow using state of the art technology that fell off the back of a truck earmarked for a US military research facility.

The year is 2030 and Ireland elects its first female Taoiseach to rule over the recently renamed Islamic

2019-11-12 15:46
World’s Forests ‘Self-Immolating Over Climate Change’

THE FORESTS outside Sydney, Australia have become the most recent wooded area to set itself on fire in a protest against climate change, following the example lead by the Amazonian rainforests earlier this year, and the subsequent Californian forest fires.

It is believed the forests are

2019-11-12 15:46
Warmer Outside Than In, Confirms Waterford Mother

CLIMATE change? Poor insulation? Magic? Whatever the explanation, one woman WWN spoke too on the subject of temperatures is adamant that she’s warmer when she’s outside exposed to the elements than when she’s inside her Waterford home.

Mother-of-four Sheila O’Neal

2019-11-11 20:52
Sighing & Tutting Loudly Proven To Make Queues In Shops Move Faster

RETAIL STAFF working in busy shops have confirmed a long running rumour about their profession for the first time in a world exclusive for WWN.

Customers who find themselves joining the back of a queue in a shop and immediately tut, hiss, guffaw or grumble demonstrably to give effect to

2019-11-11 16:40
Guardiola’s Wife Sick Of Hearing About Handball Decision

AFTER numerous 6-year-old children failed to adequately calm him down by pointing out “it’s only a game of fucking football, relax” Man City manager Pep Guardiola still has a constant stream of steam emanating from his ears following his team’s 3-1 loss to Liverpool,

2019-11-11 16:40
WWN Creator Talks To The Buckshot Podcast

WWN creator Colm Williamson talks to Tom O’Mahony on the Buckshot Podcast about, Denis O’Brien’s lawyers, bluffing it as a restaurant boss and the glorious Waterford accent.

2019-11-09 14:16
Man Cheating On His Barber With Another Barber

“When I looked in the window the line was too long…I mean we’re talking a 30 minute wait just for a quick trim, so…I’m not proud of it, but, I went to Short Back ‘n’ Sidez instead,” shared Brian Crean before bursting into guilt infused

2019-11-09 12:10
Local Woman Always Carrying A Bottle Of Water Around With Her

“Hydration is key”; the phrase most uttered by Dublin woman Susie Breen (27) who since kick-starting a new ‘health and wellness’ routine earlier this year has had a stainless steel water bottle glued to her hand, constantly used to replenish her body’s water

2019-11-09 12:10
Losing Your Shit When The Car In Front Of You Obeys The Speed Limit, A Guide

THERE’S SOME pig ignorant pricks out there on our roads, chief among them, idiotic drivers who think they’re big and clever by driving the speed limit.

Fifty? FIFTY? Fifty measly kilometres in a fifty kilometre zone? What sort of deviant would debase themselves with such

2019-11-08 15:10
Basic Bitch Doesn’t Even Have Her Nipple Pierced

A DUBLIN woman has been labelled a boring and most ‘basic’ of bitches by her peers after it emerged she doesn’t even have her nipple pierced.

Nipple piercing, which took over from tattoos, which took over from belly button piercing, which took over from eyebrow piercing,

2019-11-08 15:10
Daily News
Chamber welcomes North Quays planning application confirmation

Waterford Chamber welcomes the confirmation that Falcon Real Estate Development Ireland will lodge the application for Planning Permission to Waterford City & County Council for the North Quays development by the end of November.

Commenting on the announcement, Gerald Hurley,

2019-11-08 14:55
Cork Airport launches 2019/2020 winter schedule with five new routes

Cork Airport, Ireland’s fastest growing and most punctual airport, has officially launched its 2019/2020 winter schedule with five new routes operating this winter season. Cork Airport has officially launched its 2019/2020 winter schedule with five new routes operating this winter season.

2019-11-08 14:55
‘Determined to keep the Rogue alive’

Eoghan Dalton Reports

The team behind a Waterford city arts studio fearing closure have stepped up a campaign to secure their future. Janie Kavanagh, director of the Rogue Gallery and Studios, told the Munster Express that the artists based at No 25 Michael Street were assured by the local

2019-11-08 14:55
Funding for Waterford under Town and Village Renewal Scheme 2019

The Minister for Rural and Community Development, Michael Ring TD, has announced that 156 rural towns and villages across the country are set to benefit from €15 million in funding under the 2019 Town and Village Renewal Scheme. Waterford City and County Council were successful in 5 of

2019-11-08 14:55
Rock Face Art Exhibition at UHW

‘Rock Face’, an exhibition by Adrian Crellin, has opened on the Staff Art Wall at University Hospital Waterford (UHW). Featuring an eclectic collection of hag stones found on beach walks in County Waterford, ‘Rock Face’ continues until 20 December.The Staff Art Wall is managed by

2019-11-08 14:55
Don Baker at Theatre Royal

Born and bred in Dublin, Don Baker first learnt to play harmonica as a young lad in hospital recovering from a bout of TB. While convalescing, unable to go out like the other boys of his age, he immersed himself in The Blues and most especially The Blues Harmonica listening to the recordings

2019-11-08 14:55
“They’ve been fantastic all season”.

Blues U19 manager Gary Hunt lauds his players

Blues manager Gary Hunt was thrilled for his players when he spoke after their brilliant win in Galway. “It’s fantastic and I’m delighted for the lads. They’ve put in such a year of hard work and commitment. We always said from the

2019-11-08 14:55
Hutchinson stars as Gunners march on

Ballygunner 1-21 Sixmilebridge 0-12 Brian Flannery Reports

Reigning Munster club champions Ballygunner handed their hosts Sixmilebridge a 12-point thumping in the opening round of this season’s campaign.A goal in first half injury time from former Brighton and Hove Albion

2019-11-08 14:55
Latest news from Waterford
yesterday 20:13 Young Lads In Pub Queuing To Use The Toilet Cubicle A Lot
yesterday 14:58 Man’s LinkedIn Profile Would Swear He Didn’t Shit Himself At House Party Last Month
yesterday 12:52 Noel Grealish Treated For Severe Knuckle Wounds After Years Of Dragging
yesterday 12:52 Landlord Stunned To Find He’s Charging Well Under Average Monthly Rent
2019-11-12 17:52 HSE Admitted To A&E
2019-11-12 17:52 Neighbour Installing Solar Roof Tiles Got To Be Taking The Fucking Piss
2019-11-12 15:46 Futurewatch: Taoiseach Lisa Smith Elected Leader Of Islamic Republic Of Ireland
2019-11-12 15:46 World’s Forests ‘Self-Immolating Over Climate Change’
2019-11-11 20:52 Warmer Outside Than In, Confirms Waterford Mother
2019-11-11 16:40 Sighing & Tutting Loudly Proven To Make Queues In Shops Move Faster
2019-11-11 16:40 Guardiola’s Wife Sick Of Hearing About Handball Decision
2019-11-09 14:16 WWN Creator Talks To The Buckshot Podcast
2019-11-09 12:10 Man Cheating On His Barber With Another Barber
2019-11-09 12:10 Local Woman Always Carrying A Bottle Of Water Around With Her
2019-11-08 15:10 Losing Your Shit When The Car In Front Of You Obeys The Speed Limit, A Guide
2019-11-08 15:10 Basic Bitch Doesn’t Even Have Her Nipple Pierced
2019-11-08 14:55 Chamber welcomes North Quays planning application confirmation
2019-11-08 14:55 Cork Airport launches 2019/2020 winter schedule with five new routes
2019-11-08 14:55 ‘Determined to keep the Rogue alive’
2019-11-08 14:55 Funding for Waterford under Town and Village Renewal Scheme 2019
2019-11-08 14:55 Rock Face Art Exhibition at UHW
2019-11-08 14:55 Don Baker at Theatre Royal
2019-11-08 14:55 “They’ve been fantastic all season”.
2019-11-08 14:55 Hutchinson stars as Gunners march on
2019-11-08 14:55 County Junior Football Final
2019-11-08 14:55 ‘Saggart Make It Through Munster Thriller
2019-11-08 14:55 UK election sees Brexit delayed
2019-11-08 14:55 Fingers crossed for Foróige
2019-11-08 14:55 Historic Waterford City bar under new management
2019-11-08 14:55 Cardiac campaigner enters race for Dáil
2019-11-08 14:55 Tom (82) graduates from WIT
2019-11-08 14:55 Top American travel agents check out Waterford and Ireland
2019-11-08 14:55 Stephen Mullan: Son of a Preacher Man
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2019-11-06 13:49 Jacob Rees-Mogg To Be Set On Fire To Test His Theory
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2019-11-05 16:49 Public Urged To Just Get Used To Shootings
2019-11-05 16:49 Government Rush To Get All Bad News Out While Nation Distracted By Gaybo
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2019-11-04 17:43 Lisa Smith To Be Returned To War-Torn Hell Hole
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2019-11-04 15:37 Ireland Changes Its Tagline To ‘Land Of A Hundred Thousand Hostile Welcomes’
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